Annoying Song & Weird Picture

So Winter just threw up on the floor, and my dad made an annoying song about it, which he has been singing for the last 10 minutes, and it is burned into my brain now:

AARGH I have no idea what is happening to these pictures but it is getting SUPER FRUSTRATING!

Okay. So you can kind of kind of see what my dad is saying, but not really, so I will translate: "Winter you deserve a rebuke and much more for that puke on the floor"
Me: "For the 15th time will you stop that?"

Smintor's Watching Me

Okay, what the heck happened to this picture? If you turn your head upside down you can kind of see it, but then it's still weird.

  Anyway, this is what the Kuchta Cat does every morning.

Real Winter vs. Cartoon Winter

Winter The Superhero

It's exactly like this. Winter spends her days sleeping on pillows, but her nights are filled with excitement and running through the house.

Lieutenant Smintor

My dad has been calling Winter "Lieutenant Smintor" for a couple weeks now. He tells her to watch the house while we're gone and stuff like that.

Drawing of Lieutenant Smintor

The Ultimate Challenge...The Stairs!

About to conquer...The Stairs!

Halfway down, Winter pauses for a little rest..

Still resting...

She cleans herself,..

Then starts to come back up.

After the pounce/grabbing onto my leg for dear life.

Wirebed!

Wow. I never knew cats liked wires that much...

Winter's World: A space on the 'net for the Kuchta cat

Hi, and welcome to Winter's World, a space on the 'net for the Kuchta cat. Here, I'll be posting about the one and only Winter.

   Well, first I should introduce her. Winter is a gray, white, and black tabby cat with an orange diamond shape on her forehead. She has some more orange patches here and there. She weighs about 10 pounds...

   You know, why don't we skip the boring details?

I don't know who this cat is, but it does a pretty good impression of Winter.

   Winter (or Winter Gadzooks, as my dad likes to call her) is a cat with a HUGE personality. Some of it good, some of it evil. Oh, and some of it pretty funny.